Do Bears Sh*t in Woods T-Shirt
Do Bears Sh*t in Woods T-Shirt
The only thing more questionable than the deep philosophical questions of life is watching a bear having a poo in the woods. This design captures that exact moment of truth, when nature meets nature’s call. “Do bears shit in the woods?” The answer, of course, is yes. But we’re just here for the spectacle of it – because who doesn't want to watch a bear fulfil its most basic, primal urge while simultaneously making a mockery of every rhetorical question ever asked?
Made from 100% cotton (because, like bears in the wild, this shirt is designed to withstand whatever nature throws at it – whether it’s forest floors or an ungodly amount of waste), this t-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever pondered life’s simplest questions, only to be answered with “Yes, it’s happening, and it’s happening right in front of you.”
Perfect for outdoor adventures (or simply to confuse your mates at the pub), this t-shirt will make sure you’re always the first to point out that bears don’t just shit in the woods – they do so with an elegance and ease that we could all only dream of while trying not to touch anything in the woods.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
MATERIALS
Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.