Bald Man's Starter Pack T-Shirt
Bald Man's Starter Pack T-Shirt
Every shiny-headed legend deserves a little help getting started! This clever design is a tribute to the ultimate essentials for those of us who are embracing the “less is more” approach to hair folicals. Featured front and centre: a flat cap (for when your scalp needs a bit of shade or provide the warmth your fallen hair soldiers used to provide), and a razor (because, let’s be honest, is life worth it anymore).
“Bald Man’s Starter Pack” proudly announces that you’re not just going bald – you’re prepared. You’ve got the accessories, the tools, and the spirit of a true follically-challenged hero. It’s not just a look; it’s a lifestyle. Not one many would pick, but still a lifestyle. Whether you’re already living the buzzcut dream or just about to take the plunge, this t-shirt will let everyone know that being bald isn’t a setback – it’s a bold decision.
Made from 100% cotton (because you’ve already got enough to manage with your hairline), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humour who’s embracing their new look as a beat up baby. Whether you’re having a pint at the pub or trying out that “just-woke-up” look, this shirt is the ideal companion to your shiny dome.
Warning: Wearing this might result in unsolicited advice from well-meaning friends, sudden curiosity about your haircare routine, and a few affectionate head pats. But hey, at least you’ve got the starter pack to handle it.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
MATERIALS
Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.