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Chuck Norris - Makes Onions Cry T-Shirt

Chuck Norris - Makes Onions Cry T-Shirt

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If there’s one thing more legendary than Chuck Norris himself, it’s the ability to make inanimate objects weep in terror. This design features the man, the myth, the unbelievable force of nature, Chuck Norris, standing triumphantly over an onion that has, quite literally, lost its will to live. And why? Because Chuck doesn’t just cut onions – he breaks their spirit.

“Chuck Norris Makes Onions Cry” speaks to a truth that defies logic: onions don’t make you cry; Chuck Norris makes onions cry. You could chop a whole bag of onions without shedding a tear, but the second Chuck Norris steps into the kitchen, those onions begin sobbing uncontrollably, knowing they’re about to meet their inevitable fate at the hands of the man who once roundhouse kicked a tree into submission. And after all, an onion is just a sh*t tree.

Whether you’re a fan of Chuck’s unparalleled feats of strength or just enjoy a good laugh at the expense of all vegetable-kind, this shirt will leave people wondering, “How does he do it?”

 

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Delivery by Sun, Feb 02
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SHIPPING & RETURNS

Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!

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• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.

• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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