Chuck Norris - Toilet T-Shirt
Chuck Norris - Toilet T-Shirt
When Chuck Norris uses the loo, even the plumbing quakes in fear. This design features Chuck, standing next to a toilet, looking like he’s just given it the look that only the toilet itself knows about. The caption says it all – Chuck doesn’t need to press the flush; he simply looks at the toilet, and it runs away in fear.
The phrase “Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it” is more than just a punchline; it’s a fundamental truth. Chuck’s mere presence is so powerful, even the most stubborn of plumbing systems collapse under the sheer force of his gaze. If the toilet refuses to flush, it’s not broken – it’s simply too terrified of Chuck Norris to do anything. The porcelain trembles in his wake.
This T-shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates the absurdity of Chuck’s mythical strength, especially when it comes to restroom dynamics. Whether you’ve ever been afraid of your own bathroom or simply enjoy a bit of dark humour with your daily routine, this shirt guarantees you’ll never deal with any sh*t again.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
MATERIALS
Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.