I Quit My Day Job For This
I Quit My Day Job For This
The Bible is packed full of funny sh*t - God knows we all know that. But no story is more side-splittingly hilarious then the one about this lad, called Noah, who God managed to convince to quit a high-flying job in the city to build an ark to house a boat load of immigrant animals.
Noah had no woodworking experience, apart from a one hour lesson in school when he was 13. Even in that brief interaction with a medium grade pine, Noah failed miserably at creating the most basic of coping joints, and severed the tip of his little finger on the saw. Stupid Noah.
Anyway, the daft pr*ck should have known better than to make the giant leap, from coping joint to 150,000 sq. ft. wooden ark. The Bible tells one story, but geological studies have proven the reality - the ark sank quicker than Jack did in the Titanic movie.
Buy a loved one Shirts & Giggles' imaging of the exact moment Noah realised his mistake. Someone chuck that kid a life jacket - daft pr*ck.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
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Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
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Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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